We do not waste our time or yours boasting about
 such things...  why?   Even though The server 
  may be 'up' it may be inaccessible to you for
hundreds of different reasons... most of which 
 are beyond our control, for example, what you
   percieve as uptime may be affected by your 
   ISP, the bandwith provider that serves your
        neighborhood, a power failure or a
        'cut wire' that happened in your
               local neighborhood. 
           But we will tell you this.
 Our uptime is almost all of the time, and if
 you are unhappy with the service we provide,
 we will refund your unused portion of service.